Fan girl, nerd, dead on the inside.
Proud bisexual women supporting equality for everyone
viciously and fatally attacked by an unknown animal at Claire’s
that was no animal, that was Claire herself
Caroline: Klaus, get that hideous thing out of the house, would you?
Klaus: Kol, Caroline wants you out of the house.
Klaus: *unbuttoning shirt* God, it’s so hot in here.
Caroline: I know, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
Kol: I've seen Klaus stay mad for centuries, but you're different, he likes you. He won't stay mad as long.
Caroline: Well how long will he be mad for? Days? Weeks? Months?
Kol: What's the one after that?
Caroline: Years?
Kol: Yeah, that one.
Klaus: I need Caroline there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Klaus: I guarantee you, a century from now, I'll be Caroline's second husband.
Rebekah: What happened to her first husband?
Klaus: Nothing you can prove.
Klaus: I think we oughta split up.
Caroline: At last we agree on something.
Klaus: You're coming with me.
Caroline: And so ends that era.
Kol: *puts a "I ride a hybrid" sticker on Caroline's car*
Caroline: What the hell do you think you're doing?! This car isn't even a hyb-
Caroline: Oh, grow up.
